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		<title>Simpsonic Weekend</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fabulous weekend here at Futility Central, with baseball on the back burner after I delivered this week&#8217;s Hit List&#8230; • Friday night, we caught the opening of the long-awaited Simpsons Movie, and while it wasn&#8217;t a gut-busting revelation, it didn&#8217;t need to be. [Semi-spoiler alert; skip to next bullet]. Other than the expanded length, the ...</p><p><a href="http://www.futilityinfielder.com/wordpress/2007/07/simpsonic-weekend.shtml" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Simpsonic Weekend&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Hit &amp; Run</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 16:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a big day here at Futility Central. Those of you who are regular readers of the Hit List may have noticed that last week&#8217;s edition weighed in a bit lighter than normal, which is to say that for once it was of manageable length. There&#8217;s a reason for that. After two and a half ...</p><p><a href="http://www.futilityinfielder.com/wordpress/2007/07/hit-run.shtml" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Hit &#38; Run&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Hoist a Skittlebrau to Vin Scully</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 17:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reason #10,001 why Vin Scully is the greatest announcer ever, from the broadcast of last night&#8217;s game: &#8220;Yes, the Phillies have lost 10,000, but it&#8217;s not been all beer and skittles for the Dodgers either.&#8221; When I heard this, at first I thought the esteemed voice of the Dodgers was referencing a great Simpsons quote ...</p><p><a href="http://www.futilityinfielder.com/wordpress/2007/07/hoist-a-skittlebrau-to-vin-scully.shtml" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Hoist a Skittlebrau to Vin Scully&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Midsummer Day&#8217;s Hit List</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay Jaffe]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My annual All-Star break edition of the Hit List is up at Baseball Prospectus. The Yankees hold the #5 spot, but even with their win last night to return to .500, I remain unconvinced, consistent with my recent ranting: Don&#8217;t kid yourselves, Yankee fans&#8211;despite the high ranking and the upcoming soft schedule, it&#8217;s all over ...</p><p><a href="http://www.futilityinfielder.com/wordpress/2007/07/a-midsummer-days-hit-list.shtml" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;A Midsummer Day&#8217;s Hit List&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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