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		<title>The Seven Beards You Meet in Hell</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Is this really the worst-ever era in MLB facial hair, or just the first in HD?&#8221; —@ataccini, July 25 Facial hair is always a lively topic on Twitter, my own mustache included. Last night, as Matt Garza was en route to a no-hitter, I mocked his beard, suggesting it could overtake that of Boone Logan ...</p><p><a href="http://www.futilityinfielder.com/wordpress/2010/07/the-seven-beards-you-meet-in-hell.shtml" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;The Seven Beards You Meet in Hell&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Indifferent to What?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back when I had a roommate, I watched more football than I do these days. I find the sport rather mundane relative to baseball, except for the really chaotic moments &#8212; trick plays, blocked punts, laterals, fumble returns, Steve Atwater-driven collisions, Urban Meyer-designed offenses and so on. The running joke we had was that nothing ...</p><p><a href="http://www.futilityinfielder.com/wordpress/2007/02/indifferent-to-what.shtml" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Indifferent to What?&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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