I don’t love talking about steroids in baseball, but my services seem to be in demand when the big stories break. Lacking the good sense to run screaming in the other direction, I try to bring some rational discussion to an issue that generally provokes irrational responses. With the Mitchell Report set to hit the streets at 2 PM Eastern today, I’ve done nine Fox News Radio affiliate hits around the country this morning, and I’ve been invited into the studio to be part of FNR’s anchored coverage this afternoon as the Mitchell press conference takes place. If you can bear to listen to this three-ring circus, check your local FNR affiliate between 2 PM and 3:30 PM Eastern and you might just hear me try to get a word in edgewise.

And yes, there are huge names on the list, which was just leaked to me. Yankees. Red Sox. MVPs. Cy Youngs. Scrubs. Nobodys. Major head cases.

All hell is about to break loose.