The Man Who Lived Up to His Name

A long-awaited piece of the Futility Infielder puzzle is now in place: my profile of 19th-century ballplayer Tony Suck, a man who truly lived up to his name. If Suck hadn’t existed, somebody would have made him up. This two-part piece looks at Suck’s unlikely career, then asks two burning questions: is he the worst …

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Quoth the Peña, "Little Ball."

Baseball Primer is running a series previewing each team for the upcoming season, and they’ve started with the cellar-dwellars. Rather than face the music about how awful the Kansas City Royals could be in 2003, writer David Brazeal has turned to poetry. Or rather, Poe-try, for Brazeal has chosen to parody Edgar Allan Poe’s “The …

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