Yesterday’s Papers are Today’s Fishwrap

The New York Yankees apparently didn’t get the memo: the World Series started on Saturday night, with or without them. But could they be blamed for a tardy arrival after the dramatics of their victory on Thursday night? 56,000 fans at Yankee Stadium didn’t seem to think so, not as they mustered up more bile …

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I Am Trying To Break Your Heart

“It doesn’t get any better than this.” Those words echoed throughout my head all of Thursday in anticipation of the ALCS Game Seven matchup between the Boston Red Sox and Pedro Martinez against the New York Yankees and Roger Clemens. I’d stopped reading analyses by mid-afternoon and decided to avoid predicting what would happen, instead …

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Roll Over Chris Chambliss, and Tell Tim Wakefield the News

The New York Yankees rallied from down 5-2 against Pedro Martinez to tie the game in the 8th inning with the Boston Red Sox five outs away from an American League pennant, and then Mariano Rivera held the Sox at bay for three scoreless innings before Aaron Boone cranked Tim Wakefield’s first knuckleball in the …

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A Futility Infielder Vocabulary Lesson

Back from that job interview, and I think it went well, thanks for asking. Now I find myself with about eight hours to dwell on tonight’s Big Game; as my former roommate likes to whine tremulously, “What… is… going… to… hap-pen?” Rather than pore over other people’s speculation about the game or the series, I …

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