Poetry Not-So-Grand Slam

Amusing results when I put my Twitter account into this Poetweet system described here. I tried all three formats it offers for the four poems below; the first one is in the rondel format (two stanzas of four verses plus one of five), while the second and third are sonnets (14 lines) and the fourth is the indriso (eight verses).  Dig the crossover between styles. Yes, I’m ready for my Nobel and Pulitzer prizes.

TO CLEAR

It’s Arizona. Of course it’s real.
Bad guy anymore compared to bonds
The official announcement of a deal
Will push for if embargo ends:

Peckinpah showing, and the last
There’s still 3 weeks before finals
Hall of Fame vote: + my podcast
Flexibility it brings the Nationals

Playing might get more groupies
Chicago seems balmy by comparison!
Broke paying outrageous salaries
In honor of me and Rickey Henderson
And I love the Studio One series.

CLEAR ENOUGH

James Shields. Said market changed
Outhit but NOT out-glove Cosart.
Imperial Stout (whiskey b aged)
Not for the faint of heart

NEVER FORGET
Bad guy anymore compared to bonds
As option “given their budget”
Will push for if embargo ends:

I like their Kalamazoo Stout better
LIBERTY. thanks autocorrect
I’ve restored to the active roster

Awhile since I had a good new one
Playing might get more groupies
Automatic but won’t be 1-&-done

CONGRATS

Man with the real lay of the land
Tonight’s Bad Movie Night selection
And preface are by and (!) (!!!!!!)
Card: Reds lacking clear direction

Better ambassador for baseball.
TSA, but you’re a good man to offer
Not something I’ve dug into at all
Put on ballot, Jimmy Wynn 0-fer.

Is a factor, esp. in MVP races.
Math to my craft beer side.
Willing to air his grievances.”

But yes, it’s closer than I thought
One about this? I had forgotten
To come out for the show last night

THANKS AUTOCORRECT

Outhit but NOT out-glove Cosart.
Man with the real lay of the land
Not for the faint of heart

Candidates, not a must-vote.
Easy, not that it won’t happen.
Has Ever Read Anything I Wrote

Get away from gambling influence 2/

GMs of all-time. 25: Andy MacPhail

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