“I’m seeing the ball right now.”

When pitcher Mike Hampton signed with the Colorado Rockies, many people wondered aloud whether he would fall victim to the rarefied air of the Mile High city. They were partially correct: the home runs have been soaring out, but they’re off of Hampton’s bat. He slugged his fifth of the season yesterday. That’s five more than Ken Griffey, Jr. That’s more than the regular first basemen of the Mets (Todd Zeile) and the Braves (Rico Brogna) combined. Forget the Rey Ordoñez jokes, that’s as many as Derek Jeter has.

Hampton’s a great athlete, and even before this season was considered an exceptional hitter for a pitcher (his last three seasons: .262, .311, and .274). But this power surge is unprecedented for him, as he had never homered coming into the season. At this point it wouldn’t be surprising to see Hampton drawing the occasional pinch-hit duty when he’s not pitching.

Like any complete ballplayer, Hampton has been working on his clichés to go along with his performance. “I’m seeing the ball right now, that’s about as far as I can go,” Hampton said. “I just hit the ball good and got it over the fence.” And those pants, Mike, how do you put them on?

Here’s a little chart:

         AB  HR  RBI   AVG   OBP   SLG   OPS

Hampton  37   5   10  .297  .297  .703  1000

Zeile   219   2   27  .274  .357  .361   718

Brogna  146   2   14  .267  .327  .363   690

Ordoñez 183   0   18  .224  .273  .295   568

Griffey  12   0    0  .000  .200  .000   200

Maybe the Mets should have re-signed him after all. I’d pinch-hit him for Ordoñez on any day ending in “y”.